Saturday, June 28, 2008

One Liner

Natutuwa ako sa mga taong tahimik pero kapag nagsalita ay may sense lalo kapag nagjoke e patok na patok. Meron din naman akong fair share ng mga kalokohan.

We were having our lunch then…

Friend #1: alam mo, kawawa sakin yung anak ng helper namin, mahilig kasi akong magpaiyak ng bata. Panu kasi ang kulit kulit nya…

Friend #2: ano bang ginawa mo dun sa bata?

Friend #1: tinatago ko yung laruan nya tsaka minsan ginugulat ko. hehehehe

Friend #2: grabe ka naman, ako alam ko bully ako nuong bata ako. Syempre mga ka age ko. Pero ikaw naman, kawawa naman ang bata sa’yo.

Ced: Oo nga dapat ka age mo, tingnan mo ko… mga dalaga pinapaiyak ko…



A friend went LOA (leave of absence) last year and returned to school this semester. And she really GAINED weight…

Friend #3: o anung nangyari sayo? Parang may nabago e.

LOA friend: langya ka!

Ced: huwaw! Looking wow feeling wow!


Inside the classroom, we were waiting for our professor…

Friend #2: uy sabi na crush mo ko… ikaw talaga….

Ced: Sorry, may taste ako…


Two friends in a corridor…

A tall one…

Ced: hello Hagrid!

And the other one…

Ced: (I put my right little finger on the tip of my lips and said…) Yeah baby!


My professor in Psychopath

Doctor #1: doctor ced, who was your professor in psychobio?

Ced: kayo po…

Doctor #1: did you gain weight?

Ced: no doctor, how about you? Did you gain weight?

Doctor roll called the attendance sheet.

Doctor #1: doctor ced… is that your real name?

Ced: opo

Doctor #1: where did your parents got your name? Did you ask them?

Ced: I did asked them, but if you really want to know, you can ask them too… cute naman di po ba?


My Professor in Pathology:

Doctor#2: where is doc ced? tinanggal pa picture ha… kala mo di kita kilala… ikaw tatawagin ko sa CPC (case presentation) mamaya. (She smiled at me)

Ced: (I was already walking towards the front of the class) lagi naman ako e. cge po ako na lang… wala naman akong magagawa… (gusto ko naman pala kasi magpresent) hahaha



I finally finished the tag from Doc Cams. And Jep’s tag is somewhere in my archive. hehehe


1. What was I doing 10 years ago?
  • I was 13 then, 2nd year high school ako. Siguro enjoying the company of Muning and Mike and company! =] miss ko na yang mga yan=]

2. Five things on my to-do list today:

  • read about GIT
  • read about skin and breast
  • make report in psychopath
  • make report in Physical Diagnosis
  • go to Arcadia tonight and ParRtey!


3. Snacks I enjoy:

  • krispy kreme’s chocolate ice cream filled!
  • nagaraya na garlic
  • blueberry cheesecake
  • peanut butter and blueberry sandwich
  • dahil diet na ko… Nesvita na lng. Huhuhuhu

4. Places where I've lived:

  • Cavite, Mindanao ave. and Fairview QC


5. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire:

  • Finish med school and my Specialization
  • Give some to my parents and siblings
  • Give some to charity
  • Buy vintage and luxury carS
  • Buy my dream house (dapat may library na mala beauty and the beast at pool)
  • Travel to France, Monaco, Greece, Germany and Japan
  • Pay for Incubus, Foo Fighters, U2, Babyface, Mariah Carey, Usher and Alicia Keys to perform at my birthday!
  • Lastly, buy my own domain, hahaha

19 comments:

> Vanny said...

haha. bumawi sa short post. sa sobrang haba, di ko alam icocomment ko. :D

Ced: Oo nga dapat ka age mo, tingnan mo ko… mga dalaga pinapaiyak ko…
BAD CED!

Ced: Sorry, may taste ako…
BAD BAD ced!
*kung ako sasabihan mo nyan, sasagutin kita ng "I really bet you have a BITTER taste! behlat!"

hehehe. ang kulit mo! ay. ako pala. hnde pala ikaw.

Ely said...

"Doctor #1: did you gain weight?

Ced: no doctor, how about you? Did you gain weight?"

Sana sinabi m: ndi po Doc, kayo lang! hehe...

my-so-called-Quest said...

@vanny - di mo alam icocommnet ha? hehehe.


mga hirit ko lang syempre yan pero goodboy naman tlaga ako=]


@ely - hahaha, loko!

> Vanny said...

@ced
i mean, di ko alam una kong icocomment. :p

goodboy ka? hmm. ibig sabihin... e di good girl din ako? weeeh.

acey said...

lol. may personality ang mga 1 liners mo, bro! :)

KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...

talaga ha? pinapaiyak mo mga dalaga? ba't parang ikaw yung affected sa kay _ _ T _?

lol.

PoPoY said...

ced. eh ang yabang mo hahaha.

kulang pa yung sa billionare.

baka gusto mo akong balatuhan? hehhe :)

Lawstude said...

galing mo talaga doc.

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jep said...

ang salbahe... babae pinapaiyak... gusto ko ung mga one liner mo... lalo na ung kay hagrid hahaha.. shet im too short anong one liner ang ibibigay mo sa akin? [nakahanda na ang pamalo ko] ano?

Belen said...

hehehe;)

curbside_puppet said...

Inside the classroom, we were waiting for our professor…

Friend #2: uy sabi na crush mo ko… ikaw talaga….

Ced: Sorry, may taste ako… -HAHAHA. MEDYO MAN-BITCH NG KONTI.

3. Snacks I enjoy:krispy kreme’s chocolate ice cream filled -AKO RIN! TCHALAP TCHALAP!

ponchong said...

ced ayaw mong pumunta dito sa swiss? magpassby ka na since nasa monaco ang trip mo. hehehe..

lunes said...

nku ced natawa ako dun ah.wehehe.

eto may ishashare rin ako:

Ate: Hayop na relos mo yan. Ang liit parang di mo na makita ang oras.

Lunes: Alam mo kung ano sabi ng relos ko ate?

Ate: Ano?

Lunes: Hayop ka rin daw.

bow.

my-so-called-Quest said...

@vanny - good girl ka? sige na nga! hahaha

@acey - syempre mga sagot na astig galing sa isang astigin=]

my-so-called-Quest said...

@kuyakris - ahuhuhuhuhuh!


@popoy - yaan mo dahil close tayo babalatuan kita=]

my-so-called-Quest said...

@kuya lawstude - check ko yan kuya=]

@jep - yaan mo iisip ako ng para sau=]

my-so-called-Quest said...

@nanayBelen = =]

@curbside - a little bitchyness goes a long way. hahaha. labo ko o!

my-so-called-Quest said...

@kuya ponchong - oo nga pala! gusto ko rin jan!


@aleli - beri gud beri gud... friends tlaga tayu! hahaha

Eyebags said...

si lunes to. pwedeng pa add sa blogroll mo nitong eyebags blog ko?thanks po.

oo naman ced. friends tau! birds of the same feathers makes a a good feather duster.