Saturday, July 26, 2008

Me So H*rny

Foremost, this is neither an erotic post nor what I really feel right now. This is just to get your attention. Naughty di ba? I just needed a catchy title. Mostly sex as a topic for conversation is still a taboo, though the resources for pornography is just a click away, still some people are affronted when they hear the word sex. In reality lack of sexual education among our youth is one of the primary reason why cases of unwanted pregnancy and abortion are at its peak. Raised to have beliefs and to act prim and proper by our parents are main reasons why we are held from talking about it in public.

Yes let’s talk about this word. As part of needs of man to live and procreate, sex is either be absurd and disgusting topic to talk about for some or others may act innocently when they heard the 3 letter word. A good example is when you’re on a class. Sooner or later a professor may crack a joke as an ice breaker. It maybe a joke where only the professor understands his own, a joke where few understand, or a joke where everyone listens and laughs later which is mostly about s-e-x.

After class, yeah, some will still be reminded of that topic. One will say “anu ba yan si doc, ang bastos!!!” or one will say “anu ba yun? wala ko alam sa ganun e… di ko gets”. I keep my feedback to myself because for the first reaction, I really wanted to say, without that ice breaker, s/he would have never stopped texting or will not stop talking with his/her seatmate and for once in the two hour class s/he listened. And for the second reaction, come on… how old are you? Really… you don’t know?

Another thing is when you’re the type of guy who put double meanings to everything he say or everything he heard, everything has a sexual innuendo. The tough thing to this is, no one will take you seriously… believe me. You can be like that when you’re with your guy pals but should never be like that when you are with your girl friends. I had a fair share of a slap when I arrogantly forgot a girl friend was there when she overheard me and a friend. (LL, as I call her. Again I’m sorry) You don’t want to be labeled as “manyak or bastos” di ba?

As part of nature of a young gentleman where his hormones at its peak that doesn’t mean you don’t have to be in control and in moderation when you speak. A few good laughs will do but you should know where and when to put your mouth or shall I say where you put your tongue. Hehe

32 comments:

Camille said...

tsk tsk tsk! kunyari pa sha! :p

ced said...

@doc cams - ahahaha. naku gud boy aku=]

Dakilang Tambay said...

kuh ikaw ikaw? mabait
??

FerBert said...

no comment

bwahahahaha!

KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...

ano ba yan doc, ang bastos! lol.

as if....

anw it's true, here most nights, even free channels will show frontal nudity, even pumping scenes; but I guess people in here are more matured?

my-so-called-Quest said...

@mia - oo mabait ako mk!


@fb - himala wala ka masabi. hahaha

my-so-called-Quest said...

@kuya kris - ahhaha, may pumping scene pa. ahahaha. may naalala tuloy ako. hahah

Kyogre said...

pare, huwag pigilin ang libog

acey said...

lol!!! i wanna say many things, but like you i prefer to keep things to myself... most of the time!

again, LOL!

Ely said...

ambastos naman ng post. hehehe. jowk!

icka said...

mm.. preho kayo ni prof mataas ang hormone level.. haha

Coldman said...

catchy nga! you got me there! =)

PoPoY said...

talaga naman to si doc ced oo ang bastos mo, simula nang makilala kita dito sa blog ikaw ang nagturo sa akin nyan at lahat ng alam ko ngayon. dinumihan mo ang malinis kong utak, U R THE CULPRIT!!!! i heytu hahaha pis!

PoPoY said...

oh one more thing. ang ganda ni CAMILLE hahaha. kaklase mo yan doc? hihihi

my-so-called-Quest said...

@kyogre - pigil na pigil. ahahah



@acey - sa totoo i was thinking of not posting this beacuse of u. ahehe

my-so-called-Quest said...

@ely - bastos ba? ahahaha



@icka - yeah! ahaha. umagree daw. pero nako, DOM na un. ahahah

my-so-called-Quest said...

@popoy - ikaw nga pangalan pa lng bastus na. ahahahha



nga pla, sorry taken na si doc cams! hahahaha

dba doc cams. iba charisma mo. malupit! hahaha


@kuyacoldman - ikaw kaya target reader ko! ahehe

curbside_puppet said...

what's this all about? masyado lang siguro akong "conservative." like ced...

my-so-called-Quest said...

@curb - conservative naman ako. haha

> Vanny < said...

hala.. parang nanggagalaiti ka sa topic na to ah.. hahaha.

pero pag kausap naman.. weeeeh..

no comment na nga lang din ako. hahaha. :D

JM said...

may ganito tlga? hehe

Rio said...

doc ced???? hahaha!! may ganito??

dazedblu* said...

Geez, I could really fell tht horny-ness :)

Lawstude said...

;-)

Lawstude said...

let's drink to that. cheers.

my-so-called-Quest said...

@jm - awww... minsan lng ones in a blue moon. heheh



@doc rio - awww. ehehhe. tao rin ako. ahehhee

my-so-called-Quest said...

@dazedblu* - talaga? awww. sarap ba? hehehe


@kuyalawstude - cheers=]

mnel said...

in fairness. very catchy title. hahaha

ponCHONG said...

what is sexual innuendo?

painosente muna ako.

LoL

The Islander said...

catchy title indeed.. hehe

ced said...

@kuya ponchong - hehehe. secret! heheh


@islander - nacatch ko nga ata atttention mo. ahehe

beero said...

ehem, ehem. talagang may disclaimer pa ha. kunwari ka pa ced. hehe.

"A few good laughs will do but you should know where and when to put your mouth or shall I say where you put your tongue. Hehe" - hahaha. naughty!