Me So H*rny

Foremost, this is neither an erotic post nor what I really feel right now. This is just to get your attention. Naughty di ba? I just needed a catchy title. Mostly sex as a topic for conversation is still a taboo, though the resources for pornography is just a click away, still some people are affronted when they hear the word sex. In reality lack of sexual education among our youth is one of the primary reason why cases of unwanted pregnancy and abortion are at its peak. Raised to have beliefs and to act prim and proper by our parents are main reasons why we are held from talking about it in public.

Yes let’s talk about this word. As part of needs of man to live and procreate, sex is either be absurd and disgusting topic to talk about for some or others may act innocently when they heard the 3 letter word. A good example is when you’re on a class. Sooner or later a professor may crack a joke as an ice breaker. It maybe a joke where only the professor understands his own, a joke where few understand, or a joke where everyone listens and laughs later which is mostly about s-e-x.

After class, yeah, some will still be reminded of that topic. One will say “anu ba yan si doc, ang bastos!!!” or one will say “anu ba yun? wala ko alam sa ganun e… di ko gets”. I keep my feedback to myself because for the first reaction, I really wanted to say, without that ice breaker, s/he would have never stopped texting or will not stop talking with his/her seatmate and for once in the two hour class s/he listened. And for the second reaction, come on… how old are you? Really… you don’t know?

Another thing is when you’re the type of guy who put double meanings to everything he say or everything he heard, everything has a sexual innuendo. The tough thing to this is, no one will take you seriously… believe me. You can be like that when you’re with your guy pals but should never be like that when you are with your girl friends. I had a fair share of a slap when I arrogantly forgot a girl friend was there when she overheard me and a friend. (LL, as I call her. Again I’m sorry) You don’t want to be labeled as “manyak or bastos” di ba?

As part of nature of a young gentleman where his hormones at its peak that doesn’t mean you don’t have to be in control and in moderation when you speak. A few good laughs will do but you should know where and when to put your mouth or shall I say where you put your tongue. Hehe